"Fate is not like the cut of a blade, but rather like the myriad of paths formed when a hammer strikes ice."
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they can never do it themselves."
"Money doesn't talk, it swears."
John Paul Jones (Baldwin)
"I used to have all the time in the world and no money, now I have plenty of money but no time...nothing exciting ever happens to me."
"I don't think happiness is a permanent state; it's some kind of treaty you make with your circumstances at the time."
Captain of the Titanic
"Nothing exciting ever happens on my voyages..."